Friday, August 7, 2026

Step Master Shoes

Uh oh, kids! August means were inchin' closer and closer to that inevitable return to school! Why, it's practically right around the corner! GAG! CHOKE! Best to be prepared, of course-- you don't wanna be caught shufflin' 'round the halls wearing a ragged old pair of last year's icky earth pads now. And this is where Step Master Shoes steps in! Step Master Shoes wasn't tailored to just the needs and tastes of growing boys and girls, they also knew exactly how to design a shoe box and cover it with cute, midcentury illustrations of youngsters doing whatever it is that lil brats do best: Playing video games? Staring blankly into smart phones? (insert something else about Pokemons and NeeDohs here?) Yes, every single side of this beautiful box is graced with sunny fun, 'n guns, and even sharing a bottle of pop. Who among you doesn't love leap frog, or performing the Heimlich maneuver on a dog? And if that ain't enough, the bottom of the box also comes complete with tricks, puzzles, and games! Okay, it's time to put an egg in your shoe and beat it back to the AEET Archive now for even more shoe box fun-- yep, right HERE!

4 comments:

JMR777 said...

The bottom of the shoebox reminds me of placemats printed with puzzles and games to keep the kids occupied while waiting for their lunch or dinner. Its a neat concept that deserves a comeback.

Its some nice artwork that livens up what could have been just a plain ordinary box. The art reminds me of the Little Golden Book illustrations, I wonder who the shoebox artist was.

Nice find, a great post to end the week.

Mr. Cavin said...

This thing's a beaut! I just love the sides, with all those honkey boomer kids horsing around. They went all out for sure; the art is beautiful. The cowgirl looks like she's right off a Little Debbie box or something. I wish the space gun boy was wearing a space man costume the way the western gun boy is wearing a western man suit, but this thing still looks like a warm Halloween afternoon in Eisenhower's America. When I myself was a kid, I think I would have felt a little let down to find shoes instead of a vacuum molded mask in there.

Brian Barnes said...

The problem with this neighborhood is none of the kids can get on the same page, some want to play football, other space guy, others cowboys, and then you got the nerds practicing for high school marching band -- all at once!

Mr. Karswell said...

I like to think that if Step Master and Thigh Master joined forces, we’d have one heck of an adult film series