Monday, September 3, 2018

Snakes Alive!

Whether you're slitherin' around in an acetate knit one-piece jumper, improvin' your wink, addin' some paddin' to your hips, or just kicked backed and relaxin' with 7 inches of penetratin', cordless satisfaction, we at AEET hope everyone has a satisfyingly restful Labor Day today! You know you wanted to spend a few minutes of your holiday browsing over some sin-sational Frederick's of Hollywood product ads from the 70's anyway, now didn't you? Scanned high rez from the back pages of my Modern Love Stories magazine collection, we'll take a sleezier look at some trashed-out articles from 'em later this week as well.













8 comments:

Craftypants Carol said...

Too bad padded hips aren't all the rage these days.

That masseur thing is hilarious! I don't really understand what it will do for the stomach though.

Mr. Cavin said...

Happy Labor Day! What a groovey jump suit. Comes with a belt for your equipment.

Mr. Karswell said...

Maybe it turns the food in your stomach into poo faster!! :)

Mr. Karswell said...

I’m still trying to understand the “snake” part, —is the pattern snake skin? Meanwhile, it mentions “jungle print” which is usually leopard spots or whatever

Mr. Cavin said...

...and yet it kinda look like pheasant butt feathers? Maybe the belt's a snake?

Craftypants Carol said...

Haha! Yeah, Mr. Karswell, that must be it.

I really love how the jumpsuit comes in brown and gold OR hot pink

Mr. Karswell said...

Hot pink butt feathers = Phyllis Diller!!!

anthrax2525 said...

"Invaluable for skin tone and complexion care."

Whatever you say.