Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Cupid's Grill

It's April Fool's Day everyone, so how about a vintage Valentine? Now I know the holiday isn't accurate, but the sentiment here certainly feels like some perplexing prank, --a tempt taste trick to get those tongue buds a'tantalized in all the wrong ways possible! I mean, did this person really season-up and then stew-brew their ripped-out heart for someone??!! What else does this macabre menu hold for our significant other? Brains for breakfast? Afternoon appendix appetizer? Semimembranosus for supper? Don't answer that-- time's up, and order's up too!

3 comments:

Brian Barnes said...

Attention cheap horror movie producers: Here is your pre-made movie idea!

Mr. Cavin said...

Yeah, that's pretty freaky. Happy Valentine Fool's Day!

JMR777 said...

Its a longshot I know, but maybe, just maybe, this was the seed of an idea for My Bloody Valentine.