Tuesday, July 6, 2021

Jaw Breaker Game (Aurora, 1976)

Everybody remembers Ideal's awesome JAWS game from 1975, but does anyone remember Aurora's equally amazing attempt to cash in on the then Great White terror phenomenon with Jaw Breaker from 1976? I sure as heck didn't, but I'm glad I found it while junkin' the other day, because not only does it look super fun-- from the hilariously great box design, right down to the vinyl game board and grimacing game pieces-- but it's seriously one of the most oddball concepts ever for a 70's jump scare game. As you've probably already noticed, I took a TON of photos of this thing because every aspect of it is downright radical. As you scroll down we'll first look at the box art / photography detail, then on to the colorful oceanic play field illustrations, and finally the shark itself and the individual game pieces. The game play is simple enough: "With the roll of a die, shipwrecked castaways in tiny colored rafts make their way through a number of obstacles from shipwreck to shore. Lurking nearby is a giant shark with a balloon in its mouth, its jaws manually moved towards a closed position by rotating the dorsal fin when a player lands on a red game board space, thus being penalized if the balloon bursts." POP! If you've already looked at the very last photo you'll notice the sword of Damocles hanging inside the shark's mouth. That's not really what it is, but it assists in the popping of the balloon as the shark's teeth aren't really sharp enough to perform said task on their own. Oh, I'm unfortunately missing the game instruction sheet, so if anyone has this game and could scan it in for me and email it to my Karswell at hotmail dotcom address I'd be very happy, and would likely mail you something neato in return.

Sunday, July 4, 2021

Sleeping Lena

Like most timid little animals the world over, my cat hates the fourth of July. So instead of an explosive post today about fireworks --or one about crazy neighbors who have been shooting off fireworks for about a month now already anyway-- here's a couple of cute Sleeping Lena tales from a mid-40's ACG, 130 page, one-shot issue called Merry-Go-Round. This is a hilarious, and very unusual concept for a funny animal comic concerning a down-on-her-luck cat girl searching for employment, who then royally screws everything up because she simply can't stay awake on the job. A wild, cat scratch fever dream of silly surreal adventures follows, and always leading poor lil Lena to a nightmarish boiling point. It's a real shame, and though I'm not 100% certain of this, I believe these are the only two Sleeping Lena stories ever produced by Erich F. T. Schenk (someone please correct me if I'm wrong, because I'd love to see more.) Lovely art too. Anyway, everyone have a fun, and safe, and very happy 4th today too-- and don't blow your paws off! 

Friday, July 2, 2021

Sacrifice!

From the April 1953 issue of Chilling Tales #15, AEET delivers an eerie good story with a really crummy print job, mixed with Vince Napoli's uneven mix of good / not so good artwork, plus a super Matt Fox cover for a weird 'n wild Friday Frights ride into the super-duper-natural.

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Treasure Chests (1969) **ADULTS ONLY!**

We can't seem to post enough bare boobs this month, and hold the phone-- here comes some more (with a twist) that I've recently added to my naughty vintage calendar collection! This whacky novelty gag date keeper from 1969 really pulls a fast one on ya with its silly trick photography --and even sillier attempts at poetry! And man, does anyone else find it titillatingly amazing what they used to be able to do back in those days without Photoshop? haha...