Yeah, you read that right, Frankenstein-- Let's. Make. A. Belt. You don't want your scary costume to fall down as ya traipes around in the dark while trick 'r treatin' now, do ya? And that's where a dandy Arvin belt kit comes in handy, to save ya from a breezy gust of embarrassment when you accidentally, and quite suddenly, drop trow on your neighbor's festive front porch. Jokes on you! And fyi: that sort of performance doesn't even qualify as a trick, --although if it happens to one of you more shapely ladies instead, it's quite possible you may just find an extra "fun-sized" treat mysteriously sliding right into your open bag. Anyway, mostly I just like the Arvin mannequin mascot on the sweetly colored packaging. And okay, if pink and sea foam green ain't exactly matching your tradish orange 'n black holiday scheme, there's always the second half of this far-reaching post featuring a much more color apropos belt packaging. It sure is Loveable too! And OMG, before I forget: smooching with your best gal on All Hallow's Eve whilst gobblin' on a caramel apple is sure to wreck havoc on those lips! Best be prepared with a Mentholatum Medicated Stick to avoid a cruel case of the cracked chappies! And don't let those Rocky Horror lips on the box get you too hot either, --the night's still young, and terrible thrills await...
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