Sunday, September 7, 2025

Anything You Want To-Make-It Cup

It's funny to think back to a time when something as simple as a Dixie Cup was such a big part of your day, or even life. My sister and I shared a cup dispenser in our bathroom when we were little kids in the 70's, and I sure loved that thing. When we ran out I had to report to my mom, because it was my duty to keep it stocked. The trip to the store was like an adventure too, because there were so many different kinds of disposable cups to choose from. Some even had jokes and cartoons on them, and as we will see later in October-- even magic tricks! But the ones I have here in today's post are the ones I remember the most. Nothing fancy, just a variety of simple waxy colors, each with a white band pattern (are they music notes, leaves, feathers?), and boy, did cold water sure taste great in it! And the packaging was so correct, because yes, as the wonderfully cute, cartoon box art demonstrated, you could do a lot of other fun stuff with the cups too! I remember drawing perfectly round, planetary circles with both ends of the cup for my endless battles in outer space illustrations. And also using a cup as a basket to blowdart spitballs into from a hollowed out plastic Bic pen. Who else has some fun, 5 ounce memories to share?

As mentioned, I'll have more Dixie Cup magic in October, so stick around...

Thursday, September 4, 2025

What Every Girl Wants

Time for another silly old gag gift novelty box! And if we're looking at the Velasquez illustration on the box lid and answering the posed question: "What every girl wants", I'd assume this curvy young lass would like some normal lady feet! But nope, we open the lid and inside we instead find a couple of cute minks in heat getting down to some serious business --the making of more minks business, that is! And while we wait for the pitter-patter of lil baby mink feet, someone please give that lady some normal lady feet!

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Behold, Sappho!

I've added another Nouveau era chalkware goddess to my collection this week, --behold, Sappho, the ancient Greek poetess from the island of Lesbos. This particular piece is attributed to French artist Jean Jacques Pradier, and depicts Sappho in a contemplative pose, as often seen with elements related to her poetic legacy, in this case, a lyre etched on the side of a vase. This subtly colored (original patina) sculpture also captures her with flowing hair and drapery, conveying both beauty and introspection. She stands nearly 3 feet tall too, making her the largest (and heaviest) piece of antique chalkware in my collection, --and likely the oldest as well-- and as with most chalk compositions of this age, she does have a number of typical, unavoidable bumps and bruises.

Sunday, August 31, 2025

Seven Girl Robots for the King of Ceres

Wow, it's already time for the last post of the month, so let's join 'ol Flint Baker and Reef (is that a real name for a man?!) Ryan, aka The Space Rangers, as they are given the wonderful task of transporting a bevy of bionic robo bikini babes through outer space. What could go wrong, you ask? Well, for starters, panel placement conducive to cohesive comic book story telling for one, --but hey, don't let that get in the way of your likely confused, eye-poppin' fun! Hell, even the ever gorgeously vicious, redheaded villainess, Huldane, escapes from prison for this one! From the March 1946 issue of Planet Comics #41, and keep your eyes open for a rather repulsive RFK Jr. cameo at the bottom of page 6 --that guy seriously sucks the life out of everything everywhere, even in the darkest, bare-bodied corners of the Fiction House universe! Story by Hugh Fitzhugh.

Friday, August 29, 2025

RAYEX

Some of you already know how much I love old sunglass counter displays (see HERE and HERE for other post examples), and I found another great one yesterday. This time it's for RAYEX Sunglasses, (1965) based out of NY, and similar to my Ventura display, is likely unused, as many of the little cardboard punch tabs to insert the sunglasses in are still firmly in place-- not to mention that the back flap for the stand isn't punched out either. I believe that gorgeous face staring back at us may be super swingin' English model and actress, Jean Shrimpton... someone please correct me if I'm wrong though.

Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Missouri State Fair (1945)

Well, for the umpteenth year in a row, I missed the Missouri State Fair, and this time by only a day. And hey, wait a minute, --this Exposition Guide is from 1945?!! Wahhh!! (the actual 2025 MO State Fair ran from August 7th - the 17th, and I missed that one too!) But as the cover of this great old guide states, the 1945 edition ran from August 19th - 26th in Sedalia MO, and featured all sorts of fun hullaballoo to be had by all! Now I know some of you are all into the livestock weights, and corn stalk heights, and the peach cobbler gooeyness, and yeah all of that stuff is okay too. But for me it's all about the non-stop barrage of gaiety, ie: the games and midway rides, car crashin' daredeviltry, thrills 'n chills, and the va-va-va-voom dancin' ladies-- woo hoo! So let's flip through this crispy tattered copy I dug out of a dusty old drawer, shall we? (a desk drawer too, not someone's dusty under drawers!) Wow, will ya look at all that 1940's family fun entertainment!
















Thursday, August 21, 2025

Welcome Back...

My son started back to school this week --and now in his final year of college already, say what?! --so how about a look at this too kool for skool "Welcome Back, Kotter" classroom playset / vinyl toy case by Mattel from 1976. This one is missing a few things like the globe and homework for the desktops, but still has most of the main accessories like the desk and chairs. More importantly, the case still contains all of the TV show's biggest stars in action figure / doll form: Mr. Gabe Kotter, Arnold Horshack, Vinnie Barbarino, Juan Epstein (not that Epstein-- but please release the goddamn files, already!), and finally, Freddie "Boom-Boom" Washington. "Hi there." Condition is not the greatest, and to the person at Mattel who didn't think that adding a Julie Kotter doll (my favorite character on the show!) was important enuff, well, --up your nose with a rubber hose! Yes, in our current age where acceptance of diversity is questioned, and in some cases ridiculously erased by our countries "leaders", it's nice to reflect on a TV show like WBK, because as silly as it was at times, it was still one that welcomed EVERYONE into the room with open arms.