Little did I know what awaited me when I stepped into that dirty old hilly-billy gas station last night to relieve some bursting-at-the-seams bladder tension. Hanging there on the wall above the toilet, my eyes wandered across the hilarious variety of men's condoms and "performance enhancers" available via a 75 cent vending machine. Not in need of either of these things, I noticed at the far right the ever awesome assorted novelty gags and gifts option that I'm always incredibly fond of. It's a blind crap-shoot for sure, you never know what you're gonna get, but it's sure to be fun! Just plunk your quarters in and see what comes out-- sometimes you'll get mini nudie playing cards, or jokes about juggs, --this time I got a "SUPER WILD" 'B' JOB ORAL SEXERCISER!!
Let's take a closer look:
Yep, it's a balloon :)