Thursday, February 1, 2024

Swizzle Strippers '76

Not that every other month around here doesn't have its fair share of bare flesh, but February at AEET tends to be even friskier than most other months. Case in point, this revealing, sexy set of 6 Penthouse Pets "Swizzle Strippers!" Just get 'em wet and watch 'em strip! I actually attempted shooting some video to show exactly how well they work, unfortunately, a few of them aren't in the best condition and started to fall apart the very second liquid touched their bodies! Oh well, the hand on the box cover shows you how to do it, and all of that white overlay turns completely invisible, I assure you! Ahem. Soooo, mix up a couple of your favorite cocktails, and mix in a couple of gorgeous 70's Penthouse Magazine "Pets of the Month" as well! Hell, to be completely honest though, just about anything would make disgusting alcohol taste better! 

6 comments:

Peteski said...

heavens to merkin-troyd

JMR777 said...

I think they offered whiskey glasses that worked on the same principle, add ice and enjoy your own private burlesque show.

top_cat_james said...

"We've got Busch!"

Mr. Karswell said...

Yep, I posted about the striptease glasses back in 2020 here:

https://andeverythingelsetoo.blogspot.com/2020/09/striptease-highball-glasses.html

Would honestly love to see a bush revival... can't believe anyone would prefer it to look like a pre-teen girl down there. No thanks!

UP NEXT: More stripteasers!!

Mr. Cavin said...

AEET, where every day is Valentine's Day!

I like these because they look like they were decorated by a gingerbread chef. Was that lass in the blue tee the one you tried to film? I guess her icing was so old it just peeled off forever? Not the biggest tragedy. But I'm left to imagine what her clothes might have looked like. I'm going with an asbestos Evel Knievel-style jumpsuit. She seems plucky.

Brian Barnes said...

Let's also bring back big hats and big head scarves and big hair. Big everything!