Holy shit this is freaking crazy! But not really that far off when you consider all the kooky old tampax ads. I'm def in the "erect a tent in the backyard for the duration" camp :)
You should see the instructions I just suffered through to simply make a Trader Joes chicken dish!
Did they involve insertion and the Bermuda Triangle?
Yes! Good thing I had one of my pumps handy!
I must ruefully admit that I laughed till I cried. I always did love a good set of fake instructions. I suspect "cheerful tickle" was about the last straw. Now the whole house is awake.
Well I'm glad I haven't actually offended anyone yet with these NL posts-- this though is sure to happen with the next post. See ya in a few :O
I remember those old tampon insertion instruction books, and a book my mother gave me about periods. Tampons seemed a bit daunting. Although no-one ever gave me the fine advice to stand on my head while using them!
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