Friday, December 19, 2014

Power Girdle vs. Sauna Suit

Sunset House '69 is ready to size you up this xmas by posing this simple question: Strangle your body in the kung-fu death grip vice of The Power Girdle? Or slowly sweat it off in the baggy, astronaut confinement of the The Sauna Suit? Or both? Or neither! With all the holiday cakes and pies and cookies and candies this season-- the choice is, or isn't, yours!

Choose, or don't choose, today!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Au-Go-Go Xmas!

We had some love expressed for BIG HAIR in our last post, and our groovy go-go age Sunset House '69 catalog has us covered there as well with no-tease bouffant hair lift accessories and frisky "fall" attachments. Give your hair height this holiday season, cuz the higher the hair-- the more presents you get! You didn't know that??? TIP: why stick only one plastic mesh hair former on your head, try a dozen or two and really reach for the stars! And LONG is good too, try adding 18 inches of super swingin' glamour-- frame that feline face with super lustrous Dynel! (It's probably not flammable.) And keep things EXTRA lavish with super cute Furry Boot Cuff Toppers, they'll look great and compliment your smooth, bare legs under that merry little mini skirt! Yes, this xmas you're the PERFECT purrin' package that all the boys can't wait to open!

Go! Go! Go!

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Super Poster!

Another great Sunset House '69 mail order catalog xmas gift suggestion: SUPER POSTER! Why merely look at the family, (or anything for that matter), in regular old boring realistic 3 dimensions, when you could have a flat, life-sized version on the wall! Seriously. Great for gags it says.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Meowy Catmas!

We've looked at gifts for ourselves in the Sunset House '69 catalog this December, now it's time to find something for the cats, cuz you know as a cat owner you are CRAZY about your little fuzzy friend-- the one who not only shares your home, but also helps destroy it! First of all, let's ensure that we can keep the couch intact for at least one more year, Cat Scat seems to be the thing to leave everyone happy! We can further distract the beast from mangling furniture and stuff by applying Catnip Spray to places where kitty will love it most! As it says in the spray ad: "...keep pussy contented and playful!" Indeed! Meowy Catmas!

Friday, December 12, 2014

Holiday Know How

When your xmas needs a sprucin', you know you can always count on AEET to give you a juicin', (sorry) aka the best, most beautifully themed and thought-out holiday decoration instructions on the web, and this time via a nifty old booklet given out FREE in 1957 courtesy of neighborhood Tom-Boy stores! That's right, it's time to get out that roll of Reynolds Wrap foil again and start molding up some exquisite, high falootin' fun! Ideas for ornaments, tree trimming, doors, centerpieces, wreaths, mobiles, etc... and hey, like it says at the top of page 6 "Begin with Balls!" crushed, pressed, hammered... wait, I suddenly don't like the sound of this...

Ok, Time-Out for Carols instead!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Master & Slave Sweatshirt / To-Nite Lites

You had a very busy day and now it's time to get home and slip into something more comfortable-- like a new matching sweatshirt set for you and your significant other! Ahh yes, fun and playful in your comfy, cottony role play-- but wait, do you really know where you stand in this game of Master and Slave? Gents, in this day and age, wearing the Master shirt in your own home will guarantee you a nice and shiny "Not To-Nite" lite burning brite in your bedroom. (Psst! and seriously, take it from me-- it's more fun being the Slave anyway!) Get the message! :)

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Twist Exerciser

Just to clarify, the Twist Exerciser in this picture is that flat thing on the floor under this cute young lady's feet... you don't actually get her, the one that is twist exercising to some Chubby Checker.

"Come on, baby..."