Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Sea Gem Necklace

We're still going over xmas gift ideas for the ladies this week, and thanks to this Sunset House 1969 catalog, we're finding some real gems. Speaking of gems, ladies LOVE jewelry, that's a no-brainer... but did you also know that ladies love tiny animals? Yes, they really do! And they don't come much more tiny than playful brine shrimp. Now imagine a combination of these two things that girls adore and you have the idea of the century, the Sea Gem Necklace-- GENIUS!! Note how sweet it looks inside that glass pendant, almost like it wants to slither out at the first chance it gets and give you a little kiss on your neck-- or your eyeball! Darling sea monkey, it doesn't hate you, it only loves you. You. It wants You. You can almost hear it whispering your name in the middle of the night. You. You are its world. Now imagine it nestled in your ear canal, or laying its eggs deep within your br--


7 comments:

Craftypants Carol said...

dudes that buy this gift for the ladies get laid 1,000x more than other dudes. no foolin.

Karswell said...

It goes perfect with an Availability Shirt too!

Craftypants Carol said...

everything goes with the Availability Shirt

Karswell said...

Especially inhibitions

Brian Barnes said...

Boy, Mary Tyler Moore has really gone downhill if she's hawking sea monkeys necklaces!

Mr. Cavin said...

Holy cats, Sunshine would totally love this. She digs sea monkeys and snow globes rather more than jewelry, but maybe that's just because the right thing hasn't come along before now. I'll bet an ant farm (black for fancy dinners, red for the club!), or maybe a venus flytrap terrarium, would look grand on her, too!

Off to eBay.

Karswell said...

Venus flytrap terrarium hat!