Thursday, December 11, 2014

Master & Slave Sweatshirt / To-Nite Lites

You had a very busy day and now it's time to get home and slip into something more comfortable-- like a new matching sweatshirt set for you and your significant other! Ahh yes, fun and playful in your comfy, cottony role play-- but wait, do you really know where you stand in this game of Master and Slave? Gents, in this day and age, wearing the Master shirt in your own home will guarantee you a nice and shiny "Not To-Nite" lite burning brite in your bedroom. (Psst! and seriously, take it from me-- it's more fun being the Slave anyway!) Get the message! :)



6 comments:

J_D_La_Rue_67 said...

It's a lot like life ...

Mr. Cavin said...

I'm a little surprised that they flipped the usual old saw on the master and slave shirts. I thought the typical sit-com pretense was that she was in charge when nobody was looking? At any rate, without that disagreeable message, those one-stripe ringer shirts would kind of rock.

Crafty C said...

These are perfect for me since I always prefer to communicate through cheap novelty items. I never take my giant foam middle finger off at home

Mr. Karswell said...

Sunset House seemed to be all about novelty and sitcom pretense.

As if there's ever a reason to take off a giant foam finger!! YOU'RE #1!!

Craftypants Carol said...

no. you're #1

J_D_La_Rue_67 said...

It's a question of lust ...
There's a Depeche Mode song for every occasion.