Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Like a Maharajah

Do people say "Like a Maharajah" about anything? I guess if you were wearing this awesome vintage sleepshirt I found last week (in its original packaging too, no less!) then you could say that you now "Sleep like a Maharajah", if this is indeed any sort of pajammie reality of how a Maharajah actually sleeps. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with a matching colored turban for your sleepy head, but it does have a matching sleepshirt for your Redhotmahma, so you can dress up and rule the night away together, most fashionably, with buttons made of genuine imitation pearl, and not ivory. *Bottoms not included, or necessary.

5 comments:

Brian Barnes said...

I see the woman has the cliché genie/jinn/djinn/whatever -- pretty stupid to waste a wish on half a pair of pajamas!

Mr. Karswell said...

Pretty sure she’s wishing for something a little more exotic / erotic... I mean, there’s a reason the sleepshirts come bottomless, ya know!

Mr. Cavin said...

Ha! The bottomless illustration is such a hoot. I kinda wish the couple was wearing cartoony boxers, just peeking out down there. The kind polka-dotted with hearts or lips or something.

"Like a maharajah" really sounds like a pretty sweet "television edit" dubbing choice to me.

"I've had it with these maharajah snakes on this maharajah plane!"

JMR777 said...

Can't find a turban? A red towel wrapped around the head will do in a pinch.

Mr. Karswell said...

>"I've had it with these maharajah snakes on this maharajah plane!"

HAHAHAHA! That's hysterical... actually I was making fun of that stupid "like a boss" shit people still seem to be saying, but I definitely like your take best, Mr C

>Can't find a turban? A red towel wrapped around the head will do in a pinch.

Ahhh, his 'n hers multi-purpose sleep towels! I see where this is heading-- and I like the way you think JMR!