Friday, March 27, 2015

Trulove

Ladies! Win POWER over men with these COMPELLING perfumes! Yes, draw men to you by doubling your power and making them OBEY! Make them WEAK! Make them MARRY! Not that you really need a bottled scent to achieve these goals, but obviously Trulove (based in NY) underestimated the real power you already have bottled up in your panties! Still, Diablo's Secret, Mantrap, Fury, and Chez-Elle (what a perfume!) were just a few arousing aromas offered in this crammed-packed ad found in an old 50's horror comic book-- I blew it all up and edited each love potion individually so you could read it without the headache of squinting at teeny 2pt type.

Order some odor --NOW!











10 comments:

Craftypants Carol said...

I wonder what Mantrap smells like? Double cheeseburgers and thick steaks?

Man these are awesome. I love the teeny images and the whole bizarre idea behind them. I'd like one that's a bit more specific though. Like Essence of No-crazies-please-for-good-times-and-not-marriage-thank-you-very-much-trap.

I think if I had to order one off this page though it would be Friendly Gossip. That just sounds nice :)

Karswell said...

Mantrap hopefully smells better than Mancrap, because men sure are full of it!

When I read these I have to wonder how much money the postmen used to wind up carrying around back in the day? Is there even such thing as COD anymore? Seems dangerous to be a walking Rob Me Machine

Mr. Cavin said...

Hey I'm game. I would love to make men weak and control them. I mean, the suggested use of this sort of thing seems tantamount to date rape, but I just want somebody to wash my car and maybe build a fence for my mom. Take care of the houseplants while I'm away. Bring me a sandwich.

Karswell said...

Only person I want making me a sandwich is Jersey Mike! (smelling like Mary K's seat cushion not required!)

J_D_La_Rue_67 said...

Probably Mantrap smells like the interior of a new sport car.

Karswell said...

as long as it doesn't smell like AXE body spray

Brian Barnes said...

"Can you make strong men weak?" Isn't it cheaper just to knee the guy in the groin?

Karswell said...

Try DEFLATER, smells like nutmeg

Mr. Cavin said...

PS, that witchy crystal ball chick in the Tryst ad is maybe my favorite piece of standalone artwork to be presented by this blog in some time. I just keep coming back to look at it. I want to see it used everywhere: It would make such a marvelous album cover, for example, or maybe a lunch box.

Karswell said...

Put it on a tee shirt!