Friday, March 18, 2011

"Bust with Humor" (ADULTS ONLY!)

Hidden behind a cleverly deceptive "Modern Dictionary" cover (see the very last scan in this post below), are 20 illustrated depictions of female breasts in all of their glorious shapes and sizes, labelled with appropriate, hilariously slangy 1950's names... umm, you know, for easy comparison / identification. "What's Yours?" the booklet asks, "Lolly Pops" or "Bird Seed?" "Heavy Artillery" or "Sand Bags?" The AEET Comments Board is now open!

(PLEASE NOTE: I made no effort to clean up these dirty scans. --Karswell)
















(Fake Cover)

12 comments:

Mykal said...

Win: "Loly pops"
Place: "Cup and Saucer"
Show: "Loly Pops"

Mike H said...

Genius! I love the loose charcoaly artwork!

prof. grewbeard said...

How about that!

Faycin A Croud said...

Although I'm a big woman, I think mine most closely resemble "lolly pops." Which is surely more than you wanted to know!

Leslie Cabarga said...

Wow! Wish I'd known about this booklet before I did my book "Topless Summer Love Girls" I could have included some of the pictures. My book also has extensive breast categorization charts. If you'll excuse the little self-promo, you can see what I've done on my site: www.toplesslovegirls.com I also have a series of drawings by Dave Tendlar, a famous Max Fleischer animator, who did the same thing with funny titty categorizations, that I'll be putting up soon.

Mykal said...

Faycin a crowd: I'm fine with that amount of information.

Karswell said...

Haha, yes... no amount of information concerning boobies is too small or too large.

Thanks for the comments, I am very curious if anyone has any thoughts about who the artist could have been on these illustrations, something about it is very familiar to me but not quite within my grasp, so to speak!

And thanks for the info on your book Leslie, if you ever put together "Topless Summer Love Girls II" let me know, I'll definitely lend you my "Modern Dictionary." Tah-tah's for now!

Laura said...

My brother calls Geena Davis's boobs "flapjacks." In fact, he only ever refers to her as "Geena Flapjacks Davis."

Karswell said...

And even now I can hear your brother saying this, Laura, "A little syrup for your flapjacks, Mrs. Davis?"

Craftypants Carol said...

Get the freak out!!!!!!!!!!

Karswell said...

Peas pod.

Anonymous said...

Art by Milton Caniff.