Thursday, February 12, 2015
Even More Secrets 4
Is everyone enjoying this stuff, or are you starting to feel a little grimy? Regardless, our not-so-secret ceremony of sex continues in this monthlong Feb 2015 free-for-all of hooked-on, hair down, almost engaged, love trouble! Everything here is from the Sept '68 issue of Secrets magazine, --and I'm pretty sure that's super cute Cheryl Tiegs on the cover too!
I'm loving these! The "We Were Almost Engaged" photo illustration is the most magnificent one yet. If I had all the time I needed this month I would totally colorize it.
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ReplyDelete"She got me hooked on sex." Isn't that the point?
ReplyDeleteIt's actually pretty hard to parse some of these because of their intent on hooking -- HA -- the read right off the bat.
"My bed was a welcome mat" is, I assume, about her husband thinking that she was sleeping around; but the way it reads and the way the picture is (the fake blood is hard to see) it seems her husband thinks that we he gets home, she should welcome him in bed.
Come on, I require much more precise writing in my confessional rags!
Did you think that was blood? I was wondering that too... I'm afraid it might just be a color / print error since there's a big splotch of something else in that pic too next to her hand.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll look through my back issues for stories with more precise writing, as if... arghhh
i love the big arrow pointing down at the little girl in the last pic. im starting to think that the titles of these stories are really just pulled from the pic and have nothing to do with anything else. even the story.
ReplyDeleteI think some editor sits around and just comes up with 10 crazy titles and then dishes them out to some writers to hack out the details. The few I've actually read are mildly entertaining, but nothing can come close to the photo layouts and title
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