Continuing on our downward spiral along the paths of dirty secrets, (the September 1966 issue of
Secrets to be exact), are you too young, too dumb, and too stacked to learn a lesson or two from these sorry tales of sex fueled sorrow and pain? Time to confess...
"You taught me HOW!"...
ReplyDeleteJeesh! NEVER lend a girl your sexual education coursebook!
I love the illustration for TOO YOUNG, TOO DUMB.... I know that the lass in the striped two-piece is playing catch or volleyball or whatever, but she sure looks like she's about to bowl. I wish that whole story took place on bikini night at the ol' Bowl-a-Rama. I wish the local Bowl-a-Rama had actually had a bikini night, too. Maybe Thursday's.
ReplyDeleteyeah that Too Young Too Dumb is hilarious! which one is the one that's supposed to be too stacked, btw?
ReplyDeleteYeah I usually like more "stack" with my too stacked.
ReplyDeleteNot a single comment about the girl in the first story and her thumbs out dance fever moves!
ok i was gonna say something about that too. i'll bet she really fooled them all with her grown up dancing
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see her hoofin some 30's or 40's moves, 23 skidoo and all that jazz
ReplyDelete"Somebody paid her to make love to me" You'd have to, with those slacks!
ReplyDeleteIf she's going to seduce somebody for money, shouldn't she at least take the time to remove the decorative stake from the top of her head? It's a bit off-putting!
Looks more like a bacon wrapped hot dog-- she knows the way to a man's heart!
ReplyDeleteI know you can be too dumb, but no one could ever be too young or too stacked.
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