*currently available on Drakulon only
Sunday, October 7, 2018
Vampirella Bites Cereal
We featured the vivacious, vampire vixen, Horribella, in our last post, so let's add in one with some REAL bite this time-- and oh lord, it's another one of my photoshopped breakfast cereals meets a monster, aka Vampirella, in a bloody good, sugar coated scream dream treat to start off your day (or evening hunt) right! Featuring FREE FANGS and a full flavor that explodes in, and all over your mouth! You just know that VAMPIRELLA BITES* would take the world by bloodstorm! Okay, and if you missed any of the previous entries in my "Monster Cereals That Don't Really Exist, But Should!" posts, I got you covered-- click on the highlighted names, and just add milk: Super Koko Kongs, Creature Crunch, and Bridal Bits.
*currently available on Drakulon only
*currently available on Drakulon only
This could be offered as Type O the universal donor so anyone can enjoy it, vampire or otherwise.
ReplyDeleteNow all we need now is Werewolf Mini Wheats to start the day (or night) off right, it should be a howling success.
I was gonna joke something along the lines of "this is the sexiest breakfast cereal since..." and I went off to find some girl cereal mascots and.... there aren't any? Can that be right? I mean, there's Barbie Cereal. Other toy tie-ins like Strawberry Shortcake. But is that really it? How did the monster cereals fail to include a witch? How did Pebbles Flintstone fail to appear of Fruity Pebbles cereal?
ReplyDeleteHa ha, this is the sexiest cereal ever, I guess.
I just picked up a box of Frankenberry at Target. He doesn't have quite the same… something.
ReplyDeleteYes, lack of oat base, real sugar, and no prize inside makes for a rather lack luster monster cereal experience. I feel sorry for kids today, I really really do.
ReplyDeleteBut speaking of free prizes inside every box-- COMING UP next-- I got ya covered!
Fangs!
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