Monday, September 3, 2018
Snakes Alive!
Whether you're slitherin' around in an acetate knit one-piece jumper, improvin' your wink, addin' some paddin' to your hips, or just kicked backed and relaxin' with 7 inches of penetratin', cordless satisfaction, we at AEET hope everyone has a satisfyingly restful Labor Day today! You know you wanted to spend a few minutes of your holiday browsing over some sin-sational Frederick's of Hollywood product ads from the 70's anyway, now didn't you? Scanned high rez from the back pages of my Modern Love Stories magazine collection, we'll take a sleezier look at some trashed-out articles from 'em later this week as well.
Too bad padded hips aren't all the rage these days.
ReplyDeleteThat masseur thing is hilarious! I don't really understand what it will do for the stomach though.
Maybe it turns the food in your stomach into poo faster!! :)
DeleteHappy Labor Day! What a groovey jump suit. Comes with a belt for your equipment.
ReplyDeleteI’m still trying to understand the “snake” part, —is the pattern snake skin? Meanwhile, it mentions “jungle print” which is usually leopard spots or whatever
Delete...and yet it kinda look like pheasant butt feathers? Maybe the belt's a snake?
ReplyDeleteHaha! Yeah, Mr. Karswell, that must be it.
ReplyDeleteI really love how the jumpsuit comes in brown and gold OR hot pink
Hot pink butt feathers = Phyllis Diller!!!
ReplyDelete"Invaluable for skin tone and complexion care."
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say.