Monday, November 27, 2017
At Last-- Canned Sex!
Found this funny little tin can novelty gag at the antique mall last week, there's no date on it but the artwork would suggest 60's or 70's, as does the slight ring of rust around the can top and bottom edges. And get a load of those ingredients, haha. It doesn't open, (and like some actual sex, feels totally empty inside), but it does have an area on the label where you can address it and mail it to someone in dire need of some canned action! I wonder if they sold this in a "tall boy" version too?
I'm trying to imagine Peter and Fran, chillin' outside the Spencer Gifts down at the ol' mall, and worrying over their good friend Sharon, who is newly single and kinda needs a little pick-me-up. Man, Sharon. With friends like these....
ReplyDeleteLove the brushy mascot art on the can. Neat find.
Maybe Peter and Fran are trying to entice Sharon to come over for a little of the ol "Can Opener" action, if you know what I mean? ;)
ReplyDeleteR.S.V.P.: oh yes can do!
ReplyDeleteSomeone made a cartoon about canned sex, titles Instant Sex Instant Sex (1979) by Bob Godfrey.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, there is a youtube video posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R36XSASQSVU
I recall seeing this when Night Flight was broadcasting reruns on TV back in the 80's.
Too bad they altered the soundtrack on that clip you posted JMR777, the original audio was pretty sweet though. I was going to mention "Instant Sex" as well. Perfect short for the tease it has.
ReplyDeleteCute! That would seriously be the coolest thing in the world to get a can like that in the mail.
ReplyDeleteStart canning some yourself, Can Queen!
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