Friday, March 27, 2015

Trulove

Ladies! Win POWER over men with these COMPELLING perfumes! Yes, draw men to you by doubling your power and making them OBEY! Make them WEAK! Make them MARRY! Not that you really need a bottled scent to achieve these goals, but obviously Trulove (based in NY) underestimated the real power you already have bottled up in your panties! Still, Diablo's Secret, Mantrap, Fury, and Chez-Elle (what a perfume!) were just a few arousing aromas offered in this crammed-packed ad found in an old 50's horror comic book-- I blew it all up and edited each love potion individually so you could read it without the headache of squinting at teeny 2pt type.

Order some odor --NOW!









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10 comments:

  1. Crafty CMarch 27, 2015

    I wonder what Mantrap smells like? Double cheeseburgers and thick steaks?

    Man these are awesome. I love the teeny images and the whole bizarre idea behind them. I'd like one that's a bit more specific though. Like Essence of No-crazies-please-for-good-times-and-not-marriage-thank-you-very-much-trap.

    I think if I had to order one off this page though it would be Friendly Gossip. That just sounds nice :)

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  2. Mr. KarswellMarch 27, 2015

    Mantrap hopefully smells better than Mancrap, because men sure are full of it!

    When I read these I have to wonder how much money the postmen used to wind up carrying around back in the day? Is there even such thing as COD anymore? Seems dangerous to be a walking Rob Me Machine

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  3. Mr. CavinMarch 27, 2015

    Hey I'm game. I would love to make men weak and control them. I mean, the suggested use of this sort of thing seems tantamount to date rape, but I just want somebody to wash my car and maybe build a fence for my mom. Take care of the houseplants while I'm away. Bring me a sandwich.

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  4. Mr. KarswellMarch 27, 2015

    Only person I want making me a sandwich is Jersey Mike! (smelling like Mary K's seat cushion not required!)

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  5. J_D_La_Rue_67March 28, 2015

    Probably Mantrap smells like the interior of a new sport car.

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  6. Mr. KarswellMarch 29, 2015

    as long as it doesn't smell like AXE body spray

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  7. Brian BarnesMarch 29, 2015

    "Can you make strong men weak?" Isn't it cheaper just to knee the guy in the groin?

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  8. Mr. KarswellMarch 29, 2015

    Try DEFLATER, smells like nutmeg

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  9. Mr. CavinMarch 29, 2015

    PS, that witchy crystal ball chick in the Tryst ad is maybe my favorite piece of standalone artwork to be presented by this blog in some time. I just keep coming back to look at it. I want to see it used everywhere: It would make such a marvelous album cover, for example, or maybe a lunch box.

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  10. Mr. KarswellMarch 29, 2015

    Put it on a tee shirt!

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