Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Flame Gun

This hot "de-icer" has been at the top of my xmas want lists for years-- I certainly could've used it last winter! The blurb does a good job telling you how to use it on your driveway, but it totally overlooks all the awesome hours of R.J. MacReady play acting you'll enjoy as "The Thing" infiltrates everyone around you, and the time finally comes to light-up your neighborhood once and for all! Show 'em what you already know!

Recommended quotes: "First goddamn week of winter..." and "...we gotta burn the rest of 'em..."


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6 comments:

  1. J_D_La_Rue_67December 02, 2014

    "and in summer, it goes to work as a weed killer" ... not enough fire hotbeds in your neighbourhood?

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  2. Mr. KarswellDecember 02, 2014

    Well, not the outdoor kind ;)

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  3. Mr. CavinDecember 02, 2014

    Switch it with the vacuum cleaner for an excellent prank on the person in your life who does the carpets.

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  4. Mr. KarswellDecember 02, 2014

    Sorry grandma, it was a joke!

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  5. Mr. CavinDecember 02, 2014

    Ever thought about how nice ceramic tile would look in the hallway?

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  6. Mr. KarswellDecember 03, 2014

    *FWOOOSH!!!

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