Friday, April 27, 2012
The Girl's Locker Room
From two girlie toy posts in a row, to today's nipple squirtin' men's novelty gag-- you can always count on AEET to deliver unto thee thy assorted awesomes! Okay, this thing would be even more awesome if it actually still worked (and if her ankle wasn't busted), but none the less, it's still a fun example of the low-fi adult water toys that once populated head shops and Spencer's Gift stores 30+ years ago. I've included scans of all sides of her box, (including the instructions), then I whipped out my spy camera for some va-va-voom voyeur shots. Peeking! Plus, as if a naked girl in a locker room isn't rad enough, an unexpected guest popped in for some beachy sun 'n fun!
Remco Creech says "Hey baby"!
ReplyDeleteREMCO Dracula was waiting until after dark to make his move... ya snooze, ya lose.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm nuts, but I think that's a grainy, 1960's-era photo of Repulse Bay, Hong Kong acting as the exotic resort background on the box.
ReplyDeleteWell, this thing was made in the British Crown Colony of HK!
ReplyDeleteWait a sec - and THEN what happened??? No fair, leaving us on a cliffhanger like that. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSome Dark Romantic
You finish the story for us, Mina... what's every girl's ideal dream date with The Creech?
ReplyDeleteSomething fishy going on there, the creature from the black lagoon is right on the path for a bust lip and a restraining order. I was going to crack a joke about fish, but i won't because im classy.
ReplyDeleteI got ya covered, Sunder... after a magical day at the beach together, The Creech and Annette made off to the romantic, All You Can Eat sushi buffet right up the beach.
ReplyDelete“4) Open the door slowly. When you come to the end, exert a little pressure to start the squirt mechanism.”
ReplyDeleteOh hell yes. Repeat if necessary.
Haha... the pay-off!
ReplyDeleteWoW! This toy is fantastic!!! I would flip out if I found this in my neck of the woods. I love the addition of the Creature from the Black Lagoon too!
ReplyDeleteThanks Amber, it was fun photographing these pix... my original plan was to do it down at the beach (I live on a lake) to have a cool sandy background, but it was raining on the only day I could do it!
ReplyDeleteI now feel dirty for having peeked. But now I know what a naked woman looks like, so that's something.
ReplyDeleteOooh you should do the beach pix too!
ReplyDeleteHaha, this is great! Poor girl couldn't even run if she wanted too with that busted ankle. but the creature has charmed her, I can tell.
>I now feel dirty for having peeked.
ReplyDeleteFeels good, doesn't it? Long time no see, Fred-- welcome back!
>Oooh you should do the beach pix too!
Yeah, I think I have too... I keep thinking about it myself, it's like there's no way I can't do it now.
I remember seeing this in gift shops when I was a little boy. Me and brother would sneaks a peek when my mother wasn't looking.
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