The Human Skin Factory

You've seen today's post title, and nope, you haven't made a mistake and accidentally landed on The Horrors of it All page. You are most definitely at AEET and about'a read a truly bizarre Boody Rogers BABE story called "The Human Skin Factory." And yes, it's exactly what you think it's about, but in a funny sort of way! In what can only be described as one of the weirdest variations on the popular Li'L Abner / Snuffy Smith hillbilly comic, Boody really pulled out all the stops with some of these Babe tales, --see she's a cute, and oddly athletic Daisy Mae type cuntry gal, only surrounded by a satirical array of goofball freaks 'n geeks (ie merman, centaurs, murderous mountain men etc.) Today we'll see how she fairs against a bonkers Joe Ghoul 'n Scraper scheme. From the April - May 1950 issue of Babe, Darling of the Hills #11, --and be sure to let us know if this one made YOUR goose flesh crawl too!

Recordio-Gram

Back in the olden days (mid 20th century to be exact) and long before email / texting, if you needed to send someone a special message you could simply plop a quarter into a Wilcox-Gay Coin Recordio machine and actually record / cut them a hardboard disc record with your voice etched right there inside the grooves. Played on any type of phonograph, this was seriously cutting edge stuff at the time-- you'd just say what you had to say into the phone, and the machine would spit out the record to you. For another 5¢ you could even purchase a handy envelope to put the recording in from the same machine. I love how the record is a picture disc showing a girl making her own recording right into the Recordio-Gram. Anyway, I'd heard of this 50's technology before, but it's really fun to actually find one too!

CLICK HERE to listen to one-- it's freakin' hilarious...

E-Z OFF Make-up Sticks

Here's a fun Halloween left-over highlighted with some groovy backing card illustrations. And made by Topstone too, famous, --as some of you already know-- as the maker's of awesome and affordable masks and other cool costumery from the good 'ol days. I found this thing though at a flea market literally the day before Halloween this year so it had no time to bear any influence upon my 2024 costume. It's just two greasy sticks, one black, one white, which you're supposed to apply to your face in some manner thus producing some sort of affect like a fake beard, snowball cheeks, or raccoon eyes, or whatever. Apparently, it's hilarious. And this, my friends, brings us back to the floaty head illustrations, --just WTH can you do with these E-Z Off sticks to get that weird bald guy affect at the bottom?!

Lorie Bubble Bath

Found this great vintage boxed bubble bath gift set the other day, and what a score it was because you all know how much I love some strategically placed bubbles on a 60's product mascot-- POP! POP! POP! Also, as you can see, lovely lil Lorie and her cheeky mole is quite cute in any color / scent combination, (individual packets still smell pretty damn good too!), and yes before you even ask, bringing an umbrella into the bathtub makes perfect sense. Lorie Floral Bouquet Bubble Bath is not only a refreshing flesh cleanser and tongue twister, it was made in Los Angeles and Toronto, but most importantly also right here in good 'ol STL as well. "Profusion of Bubbles" is probably the name of a Guided by Voices song I've yet to hear...

Randotti Ssssskull

If you were a spooky kid like me and ever went to Disneyland back in the day (early to mid 70's D-World for me), chances are you came home with a variation of the uniquely cool, and very scary, glow-in-the-dark Randotti Skull. Creators Randy and Dotti Smith combined their first names and throughout the 1950's through to the 80's, unleashed one of the most original, park exclusive Disney souvenirs of all time. Made of a hard, surprisingly heavy plaster type material, and sold in park gift shops near the Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean rides, the actual hardest part of a Randotti Skull was being able to decide which one to get from the variety of creepy different styles and sizes available: w/slithery snake, w/scurrying spider on top, incense burner, w/blank eyeballs, w/pirate eyepatch, wall plaque, etc. I found this one the other day but it was way over $100 so I passed on it, but it sure did scare up some macabre memories for me and I couldn't resist taking pix of it from every angle. My favorite part of a Randotti Skull will always be that shiver-inducing narrow mouth and what's left of those terrible, gnarly teeth. The snake winding his way in and out of the eye socket is a nice touch, but tbh, I prefer just the plain old regular skull version. Find out more about Randotti Skulls by checking out Coop's killer collection HERE!

Stop and Smell the Roses

Here's a saucy little vintage flicker postcard I picked up a few weeks ago, featuring a lovely young lady who seems to be taking too deep'a whiff of those perty flowers --because her equally perty breast keeps popping out! I actually have another one of these that I'll share later this month too...