Dandy Candy

Dandy Candy is a great kid's card game from the 50s? 60s? that almost qualifies as a xmas card game thanks to the inclusion of candy canes and gingerbread men, and featurin' cute 'n expertly illustrated food 'n candy 'n drinks with bright little faces dancin' across an interestin' set of die-cut cards that are "shaped to fit the hands." Whatever the game rules require, it seems a better object here is to obviously say "lay down" as many times as possible in the directions so that it reads like a drinkin' game, or in this case-- an eatin' game (everytime someone says "lay down" while readin' the back of the box directions out loud, you bite off the face of say a gumdrop or a cookie.) Another fun face eatin' game would be to read this here introduction to today's post aloud, and everytime I said a word and left off the G at the end of an ING word, you'd have to do somethin' silly or sexy to whoever you're playin'. (Also, jam RATT'S Lay It Down while playin' / eatin'!)