Annnnd of course I would follow up a laxative post with one about toilet paper, wouldn't I? It's rough! It's tough! And it doesn't take crap off anyone! Wait, doesn't that completely defeat the point of TP? Butt still, it's John Wayne to the 'ol hole rescue! (Hee! I said "butt.") And as my cute new cohort in kitsch was quick to point out (before I even noticed, in fact), though this is actually a late 90's product parody, it still feels like a rather fun, old school gag of the sort I bin postin' 'round these parts now for a coon's age. Plus, the funny Dean McCartney artwork earns itself a Royal Flush Award for that rootin' tootin', sure as poop-shootin', Class A caricature of The Duke. Butt #2, after a dramatic dookie of your own, you may wanna just stick to some Charmin. I'm bettin' that barbed wire on the wrapper is an actual crapper warning, and there's no need'ta be left sore in the saddle as yer skiddin' off into the sunset! Uhh, if ya catch my drift...
Yee haw!
ReplyDeleteYou know it!
DeleteTP is the best place for John Wayne.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Explain please
DeleteHilarious! (The product and the intro both, natch.) I've always loved that western carved wooden saloon sign font they used to letter "toilet paper" here. And anything written in ropes, too.
ReplyDeleteAgree on the fonts… and judging by the look on his face, I’m guessing The Dukie needs to bump up his fiber
DeleteYeah, extra special yahoo for the fonts. Sure, that stuff is easier to pull off now-a-days, but a lot of novelty products live and die by the font. The rope, the old time-y western carved letters, all great.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great Wayne caricature, too.