If you listened to the
Count Morbida Chamber of Horrors record in our last post (
HERE!), then you heard the voice of his ghoulish girlfriend,
Horribella, who also played a role in the kooky spooky shenanigans. Now, if you foolishly judged her by her name, and / or if you're unfamiliar with what she actually looks like, you'd imagine from the tone of the voice acting on the record that she's a haggard looking old Witchie Poo wannabe, cackles, and skraggles, and warts and all! But that is hardly the case, foolish one! Just take a gander at
The Count's lovely better half:
FYI: I was saving those
Dynamite scans for
Valentines Month, but what the heck, this blog could use some vivacious vampire vixen action any 'ol day of the year, right? And here's a few more monstrously terrible jokes for ya, courtesy of the Count's worst best friend, Frankie!
Horribella, she looks like a mix of Vampira and Cher.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say a cross between Vampira and Cher but I know how vampires feel about crosses.
Haha, I think you just described my dream girl, JMR-- a mix between Vampira and Cher.
ReplyDelete"Gypsies, Vamps, and Thieves..." ;)
I sure am glad you mentioned this was here in today's post, because I totally failed to notice it yesterday. I can't get enough of these Count Morbida pages. I'd totally gotten all about him.
ReplyDeleteI like the Frankenstein's Monster art on the joke page, too.
Speaking of fun art and corny jokes, stay tombed... and thanks for the comments!
ReplyDeleteI tried to do the puzzle but I have no idea what that first image is
ReplyDeleteThe kiddy magazine Dynamite was a treasured fixture of my childhood - and I listened to the Count Morbida Chamber of Horrors flexidisc at least a few dozen times, too!!
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